Contentedly Maladaptive » Fun With Google Query Suggestions http://contentedlymaladaptive.com Tue, 22 Jun 2010 23:07:59 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.2 Fun With Google Query Suggestions – Part 4 http://contentedlymaladaptive.com/2009/10/fun-with-google-query-suggestions-%e2%80%93-part-4/ http://contentedlymaladaptive.com/2009/10/fun-with-google-query-suggestions-%e2%80%93-part-4/#comments Tue, 20 Oct 2009 14:06:36 +0000 Decidedly Maladaptive http://contentedlymaladaptive.com/?p=249 There’s a lot of poop in the world.

Some of it is green.

Most of it worries people.

Anything that’s both green and coming out of your body seems to be a popular search term, for whatever reason.

Google Query Suggestions For Why Do I Have Green

Google Query Suggestions For Why Do I Have Green

]]> http://contentedlymaladaptive.com/2009/10/fun-with-google-query-suggestions-%e2%80%93-part-4/feed/ 0 Fun With Google Query Suggestions – Part 3 http://contentedlymaladaptive.com/2009/10/fun-with-google-query-suggestions-part-3/ http://contentedlymaladaptive.com/2009/10/fun-with-google-query-suggestions-part-3/#comments Mon, 19 Oct 2009 14:01:34 +0000 Decidedly Maladaptive http://contentedlymaladaptive.com/?p=246 There are times when it’s important to know how to handle a pistol accurately.

Unfortunately, most of those times you won’t have Google there to provide a helpful guide.

If you’re looking for a way to shoot a pistol with both eyes open, may I suggest that you open whichever eye you have closed?

Google Query Suggestions For - Shoot A Pistol

Google Query Suggestions For - Shoot A Pistol

]]> http://contentedlymaladaptive.com/2009/10/fun-with-google-query-suggestions-part-3/feed/ 0 Fun With Google Query Suggestions – Part 2 http://contentedlymaladaptive.com/2009/10/fun-with-google-query-suggestions-part-2/ http://contentedlymaladaptive.com/2009/10/fun-with-google-query-suggestions-part-2/#comments Sun, 18 Oct 2009 13:50:22 +0000 Decidedly Maladaptive http://contentedlymaladaptive.com/?p=243 You have to wonder how many women wake up in the middle of the night to some loud banging at the door – with their laptops on the desk next to them, of course.

There’s only one thing that those women can possibly do…google search for the appropriate action to take.

Hopefully it isn’t a head banging at the door at night. Just kind of rolling up to the door, hitting it, rolling back…then repeating the process until whoever’s home comes to help.

Google Query Suggestions For - Banging At

Google Query Suggestions For - Banging At

]]> http://contentedlymaladaptive.com/2009/10/fun-with-google-query-suggestions-part-2/feed/ 0 Fun With Google Query Suggestions – Part 1 http://contentedlymaladaptive.com/2009/10/fun-with-google-query-suggestions-part-1/ http://contentedlymaladaptive.com/2009/10/fun-with-google-query-suggestions-part-1/#comments Sat, 17 Oct 2009 13:18:56 +0000 Decidedly Maladaptive http://contentedlymaladaptive.com/?p=238 You may have noticed that if you type into the search box on Google’s Web Search, Google comes up with any number of searches that it thinks you may be looking for and shows them in a little drop-down box below the main search field.

Some of these query suggestions are…well…I’ll let them speak for themselves.

Google Query Suggestions For - Can I Kill

Google Query Suggestions For - Can I Kill

Can I kill you? Pretty please? Do you mind? Can you fill out this release form for me?

Killing someone and getting away with it would probably include not searching for the term “can I kill someone and get away with it” on a search engine that tracks individual searches from specific IP addresses.

And look there – hidden right in the middle. Can I kill my wife? Well, try killing her in international waters, my friend.

I am surprised that most people want to kill dogs, pigeons and squirrels, without any mention of cats.

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