Contentedly Maladaptive » Food I Like http://contentedlymaladaptive.com Tue, 22 Jun 2010 23:07:59 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.2 Steak Is Wonderful http://contentedlymaladaptive.com/2009/11/steak-is-wonderful/ http://contentedlymaladaptive.com/2009/11/steak-is-wonderful/#comments Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:20:25 +0000 Decidedly Maladaptive http://contentedlymaladaptive.com/?p=312

On Thursday, it is entirely possible that I will be eating massive quantities of steak.

I love steak.

All kinds of steak.

As long as the steak is cooked medium-rare, I am usually pleased with the steak.

I have been especially happy with steaks from Texas Roadhouse, Omaha Prime and Outback.

I have not been happy with steak from Caniglia’s Venice Inn Italian Steak House, but that may have been just because the name was too long. I do remember thinking that the steak I had there was not very good.

A Steak

A Steak

Despite how good most steak is, you should be aware that steak does have limitations.

Steak cannot do the following:

  • Kill Vampires
  • Contemplate complex mathematical concepts
  • Drive a John Deere tractor
  • Power a Federation Starship
  • Throw a 70-yard touchdown pass
  • Expose Republican lies and propaganda
  • Expose Democrat lies and propaganda
  • Fire a handgun

Things steak CAN do:

  • Be tasty
  • Piss off vegans
  • Make me a very happy man

Steak is wonderful.

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